If it doesn't work out here for Miss California, she should go international...

Thu, 05/07/2009 - 1:33pm

It looks like Miss California Carrie Prejean's problem may just have been that she picked the wrong pageant.

In case you missed the constant barrage of photos of the half-naked Miss USA runner-up that the media has been airing this week in their never ending quest for the truth (or to exploit a good opportunity to get some expensively spray-tanned skin on the air during May sweeps), Prejean is in big trouble with her pageant's organizers. They are shocked, shocked by some of her behavior. Of course, it is unclear which of her actions is really troubling them -- her semi-nude "lingerie model" photos or her appearances at her church on behalf of the National Organization for Marriage during which she spoke out against gay marriage

Ok, we all know it couldn't be the photos, right? I mean the pageant had her appear practically naked on television. That's obviously just an excuse.  Prejean sealed her fate when she expressed a personal belief that didn't jibe with those of the new Billy Graham, America's new moral arbiter, Perez Hilton. So, the moral forces behind the event including Miss California pageant director Shanna Moakler, best known for allegedly punching Paris Hilton in the jaw during a cat fight over Moakler's then husband, scrawny, tatted-up, marginal rock singer Travis Barker, and Donald Trump, best known for his serial bankruptcies, appalling taste, and really, really bad hair, are now contemplating whether to banish Prejean to ensure that they get a more politically correct choice in place to be available for the next strip mall opening in Barstow.

(Just so there is no mistake about my view on these vitally important issues, I am all for both gay marriage and semi-nude photos of beauty queens. I am also for freedom of speech and don't think it's fair to kick someone out of a high public office like Miss California or Vice Miss USA just because they don't hold a mainstream or even a defensible view.)

But there is good news for Miss Prejean on this National Prayer Day (which begins here in Washington with hundreds of politicians gathering for a national prayer breakfast in which they bow their heads and appeal to the Good Lord that a photograph of them praying ends up in their home town paper). Saudi Arabia, this weekend will kick off its own beauty pageant, one with a uniquely Saudi spin, the fabulous, second annual "Miss Beautiful Morals" pageant. In this event, unlikely to be picked up by Donald Trump for broadcast to the U.S. anytime soon, the winner is the young woman who demonstrates "the most devotion and respect for her parents."

According to pageant founder Khadra al-Mubarak, quoted in an Associated Press story, "the idea of the pageant is to measure the contestants commitment to Islamic morals...it's an alternative to the calls for decadence in other beauty contests that only take into account a woman's body and looks." Although sadly there appears to be no evening burka competition in the pageant, there are ten weeks of classes and quizzes on pro-parent topics like "Mom, paradise is at your feet." Over 200 women compete for a grand prize of more than $2,600 (not enough to buy even one of Prejean's recent breast implants) and "other prizes." (A one year modeling contract for Miss Wahabi Hottie magazine, maybe? Featuring the latest in "Death to Israel and the Great Satan" full-coverage resort-wear?) 

Commenting on the differences between a glitzier pageant in more liberal Lebanon that actually features one piece bathing suits and the Saudi inner beauty extravaganza, the AP article notes dryly, "There are no such displays in ultra-strict Saudi Arabia, where until Miss Beautiful Morals was inaugurated last year, the only pageants were for goats, sheep, camels and other animals..."

Using unusual restraint, I will not comment on this last point except to suggest that if Carrie Prejean is in need of a replacement title sometime soon, she may just want to look into other options internationally where in addition to "Miss Beautiful Morals" she could compete for other crowns which during the past several years have included the likes of the Russian nuclear industry's "Miss Atom", Thailand's plus-sized "Miss Jumbo-Queen", Angola's "Miss Landmine", "Miss Brazil Transex", outer-space's "Miss Klingon Empire" and the good old USA's "Miss Hell-hole Swamp." And if these don't work out, after the Saudi option, perhaps the one most suited to Miss Prejean's publicized talents might be China's glamorific "Miss Artificial Beauty Contest." 

No need for a thank you note, Carrie. Just another public service article from your friends at FP.

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OK, so on the face of it the Saudi Pagent may sound silly

But really, given all that goes on in the world, is it such a bad thing to praise a child seeks to honor their parents?

As for something that can bring people together, we should take a moment to reflect that honoring one's father and mother is the fifth Commandment.

I'm not sure what falls in the 10 weeks of classes and quizzes entail (and given the Whahabbi presence in Saudia Arabia, it may yet to prove divisive).

But think, in a world of anorexia and bulemia, of; Bristol, Britney, Jamie Lynn, Lindsey, Paris, amongst others is it really a bad thing to highlight something other than one's physique?

We have national awards for spellers, budding scientists, debators, math whizzes, and sports of every kind. But as I've heard from others, there's no award for good conduct and kindness.

Or perhaps there is, if one points to such national groups as the Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts. But OK, given the normal societal and cultural differences, is it right to mock something that attempts to uphold such ideals?

The thing with Carrie Prejean

The thing with Carrie Prejean is that she is fully in her right to oppose homosexual marriage at a beauty peagant. Its what makes our country beautiful - the right to engage in contests of physical beauty, and in no way having to compromise our morals.

It goes without saying, that the Wahabis, have not reached this level - they are still stuck in a hypocritical medieval world, where Bin Talala has hot chicks surrounding him in his Tower, while other royalty get fifty whores in one soggy London night, and then they will beat their women into submission.

We should not mince our morals - and I don't get your angle David - if you are trying to chastise Miss California, you dont seem to really get the difference between US and them.

Interesting flip side to the article found in today's NYT

David Rothkopf might want to spend a minute in the sports section with the following article:

May 10, 2009
Multifaceted Draft Pick, William Beatty, Gets Giants’ Attention
By JOE LAPOINTE
EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. — The Rev. Sylvia Beatty, the pastor of the Believers Fellowship of Arizona, has a 6-foot-6, 305-pound son named William who studies the Bible, cooks, sews, paints portraits, honors his father and mother, and knocks opposing players on their rear ends in football games.

“A lot of people go, ‘Oh, he’s a momma’s boy,’ ” she said in a telephone interview from her home near Phoenix. “He’s never disrespected us — ever, ever, ever. I’m sure that is because of what the Word says.”

Beatty, an offensive tackle drafted by the Giants last month, also knows his playbook. Randy Edsall, who coached him at the University of Connecticut, says Beatty may be spiritual and humble, but he is not necessarily meek.

“He does have a mean streak,” Edsall said. “Our guys didn’t like going against him too much in practice. They would all look around to see if Will was getting downfield to block — always legally. They hated it.”

Beatty, chosen 60th over all, in the second round, is in rookie camp this weekend at Giants Stadium with the team’s other draftees. He is joining one of the N.F.L.’s better offensive lines.

Many sports teams welcome rookies in rituals that include meals, so Beatty may have an edge. He cooked for his teammates in college and said he hoped to do so as a professional. Beatty specializes in soul food.

“I do the fried chicken, the baked chicken, the baked fish,” he said. “I like to make the sweet potatoes and the yams and the macaroni and cheese, the collard greens, the cabbage, the rice puddings, the cheesecakes. Stuff like that.”

These meals provide more than just nutrition.

“It’s a great way to bond with your teammates, actually,” Beatty said. “You’re more at ease on a full stomach.”

Growing up in York, Pa., Beatty was a late bloomer and few major colleges recruited him. Edsall said coaches around York had said, “He’ll never play a down for you.”

One college offered Beatty an art scholarship, which he kept from his parents until he had accepted the Huskies’ offer.

“I was winning some art contests,” Beatty said. “I had like a raw talent that they could build on.”

He was also a raw talent on the football field. Edsall said Beatty needed to improve his focus because he got by on superior size and talent in high school.

“His dad let him have a car coming to campus, and that became a distraction,” Edsall said, referring to Keith Beatty. “I called the father and said, ‘Get the car out of here.’ So the dad took the car.”

Edsall said the Beattys told him, “Hey, Randy, you do whatever you need to do to make him a man, and you have our blessing.”

At the time, Beatty’s parents ran Mission Home Ministries to work with troubled young people.

Beatty helped out in group homes, his mother said. But she underwent a sudden transition as he started college, said Beatty’s younger brother, Charles, a defensive lineman at Wagner College on Staten Island.

“She had this vision,” Charles Beatty said. “She wanted to start a church in Arizona. So they packed up and moved.”

Sylvia Beatty said it was difficult to leave William in the East.

“We had just built a 7,000-square-foot home,” she said. “That was my dream home. It was like giving up everything to start all over again where we didn’t know one person. But I knew that’s where the Lord wanted me.”

In Connecticut, Beatty recovered from a broken leg, and his play gradually improved. A scouting report distributed by the Giants said Beatty’s maturity improved, too; he reduced his penalties as a senior in 2008.

Charles Beatty said his brother “got more intense every year.”

He added: “Coach Edsall didn’t let him get away with anything. He was tough and made my brother better.”

Edsall was an assistant to Giants Coach Tom Coughlin at Boston College and Jacksonville in the N.F.L., so Coughlin asked Edsall about Beatty before the draft.

“I said, ‘Coach, you’ve got to understand, this guy hasn’t even got close to where he’s maxed out,’ ” Edsall said. “He has so much ahead of him. In your type of program, he can flourish.”

Marc Ross, the Giants’ college scouting director, said that Beatty had “raw athletic ability” and that he could learn from the established players.

“We are excited about his growth,” Ross said.

Beatty likes to learn new skills. He used to date a nursing student, he said, and he bought a sewing machine to make scrubs for her in fabrics and patterns she liked. At home, he tailors his father’s dress slacks.

Beatty says he is a friend of Alicia-Monique Blanco, who competed as Miss Arizona in the recent Miss USA pageant. He attended the event and studied the gowns but said he would not be designing one soon.

“I’m not at that level yet,” he said.

During Friday’s practice, Beatty played a little at right tackle as well as left and Coughlin said “he did a good job of picking things up.” Beatty said Coughlin’s strictness is much like Edsall’s, so that adjustment should be smooth.

Beatty often smiled and sometimes laughed softly as he spoke Friday. His face showed a trace of a beard and mustache. His hair was in cornrows, and his glasses had dark rims. At lunch, Beatty wore a loose-fitting team sweatshirt. He said he took it as a form of nonverbal communication from the staff.

“They gave me a 4X sweater,” Beatty said, “so I’m guessing they want me to fill it out.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/10/sports/football/10giants.html?_r=1

Rothkopf wrote: "I am also

Rothkopf wrote: "I am also for freedom of speech and don't think it's fair to kick someone out of a high public office like Miss California or Vice Miss USA just because they don't hold a mainstream or even a defensible view."

It is presumptuous to claim that Carrie Prejean's view is not mainstream and defensible, given that most states ban gay marriage and the overwhelming majority of Miss USA contestants and winners throughout history held those very same views. Not to mention virtually every American religious and cultural leader circa 1960.

Just because _you've_ changed your opinion on gay marriage doesn't mean everyone else must do so.